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Me:  you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me:  *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*


*applies to be chris pratt and anna faris’ live-in housekeeper*

"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."




do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity

"queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"

Hallelujah, gaymen.


I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

"That’s something I look forward to never, ever, ever doing again."