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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

"Lester is quite the riddle solver when there’s something to be gained, but doesn’t understand Molly’s basic notion of thinking of others – is incapable of it. The man on the train that Molly described would rather a total stranger have two gloves than keep only one of the pair for himself. Lester simply does not compute. He’d never even consider that there might be another person in need of warmth. He’d only lament what he’d lost and count himself a victim. Why toss the second glove? What would be in it for him? The entirely self-focused Mr. Nygaard can easily unravel the mystery of how to keep three prizes like the fox, the rabbit, and the cabbage, however."
-Ign’s review of Morton’s Fork (x)
"Oh wtf ur hella cute"
-me, to myself (via telapathetic)

wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

swarekmcnally:

People who make edits for fandoms work hard on them, they really do. They make them for themselves and for the fans of the character, ship. show, etc. They don’t make them to please everyone. If you don’t like the thing, don’t reblog the thing. Don’t reblog it and add your theories and rude comments. Enjoy the artwork or don’t touch it. Respect other people’s hard work whether or not you agree with it.


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